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On the oft chance I am able to convince a reputable publication that my prose was worthy of their paper, I occasionally write about material other than myself. Hard to believe, considering this site, but true nonetheless. The sum total of my work in this regard follows below.

Bass Player Magazine Masterclass:
"'Scophile' - The Patitucci Code"
Published July, 2006

The Masterclass series lives up to its name, taking on one of the toughest jazz/fusion heads in modern memory, John Patitucci's "Scophile." Turns out that understanding extreme lines like this requires some extreme theory. Half-whole diminished arpeggios, anyone?

 

Wood&Steel Magazine CD Review:
"Amy Speace: Songs for Bright Street"
Published Summer, 2006

Jersey girl and Americana artist Amy Speace makes what could be a musical non-sequitur and marketing conundrum work on many levels, some totally unexpected. (Says Jersey boy.)

 

Wood&Steel Magazine CD Review:
"Ali Handal: Breathing Underwater"
Published Spring, 2006

Fellow WesFest bandleader and spiritually charged singer/songwriter Ali Handal pours her heart out about love and family, all while Wes Wehmiller keeps everything glued together with typically sublime bass work. One of Wes' final recordings.

 

Bass Player Magazine Masterclass:
"Cold Fusion: Neil Stubenhaus On Vinnie Colaiuta’s ‘I’m Tweeked/Attack Of The 20lb. Pizza’"
Published May, 2006

It's time to get real with the one and only Neil Stubenhaus, who has a special relationship with drummer Vinnie Colauita. Maybe that's how he's able to count through the ridiculous 16th-note beat displacement going on in this nightmare of a tune.

 

Bass Player Magazine Masterclass:
"Sklar Rocks! - Studio Legend Lee Sklar Gets Nasty"
Published March, 2006

The debut of my return to regular appearances in Bass Player, the Masterclass column dives deep into heavy cats playing heavy stuff, and what they have to say about it. It's also a great way to ego-boost my Rolodex. Lee Sklar, what say you?

 

Wood&Steel Magazine CD Review:
"Eugene Ruffalo: The Hardest Easy"
Published Winter, 2006

I am literally in awe of this guy's songwriting. It's hard to be objective when the material is this good.

 

Wood&Steel Magazine CD Review:
"Barefoot Servants: Barefoot Servants 2"
Published Fall, 2005

Classic rock lives on, supergroup-style, with Jon Butcher on guitar/vocals and the legendary Lee Sklar on bass. The Servants' sophomore release is some serious "turn-it-up-dude!" material.

 

Bass Player Magazine Soapbox:
"Don't Worry, Be Happy"
Published February, 2004

An encore column for the magazine that published me regularly for three years. The format—aptly titled Soapbox—allows for professional bassists of some renown to shoot their mouths off on just about any bass-related topic of their choosing. (Hmmm, where'd they ever get that idea?) This particular column dealt with those who smile broadly after gigs, those who don't, and the effects thereof.

 

Berklee Today Magazine Instructional Article:
"Life Beyond The Money Notes"
Published Summer, 2002

This special one-off column for the official publication of my alma mater, Berklee College Of Music, was my first full-blown instructional article in years. It includes four transcribed musical examples, all of which are taken from Keneally tunes, and one of which is an excerpt from the infamous middle section of "'Cause Of Breakfast." Finally, my degree pays some dividends.

 

Modern Drummer Magazine "Update" (Short Feature):
"Joe Travers: At The Center Of Zappa's Universe"
Published January, 2002

I told my good friend Joe a couple of years ago that I was going to get him into Modern Drummer, and it took about that long for me to live up to my word. Major thanks to King Crimson's Pat Mastelotto (for the initial contact info) and Editorial Director Bill Miller for allowing me a crack at a new publication-and a chance to repay a gaping karmic debt, albeit only partially.

 

Bass Player Magazine "Bassnote" (Short Feature):
"Mark Meadows: The Cat In The Hat"
Published May, 2001

Watch in amazement as your humble narrator spreads the Bass Player press love around, this time to a well-deserving, killer L.A. bassist. A very straight profile article.

 

Onstage Magazine CD Review:
"Elton John: One Night Only"
Published April, 2001

Who am I to critique a mega-multi-platinum artist like Elton John when he wants to release a live album? Ask Onstage Magazine, who actually paid me to do it.

 

Excerpt from Fender's BassStreet.com:
"Bass Tales"
Published April, 2001

Solicited by the fine folks at Fender for their "50th Anniversary of the P-Bass" promotion, this one-paragraph reminiscence is the story my first experience with the bass that came before all others.

 

Onstage Magazine CD Review:
"The Allman Brothers Band: Peakin' at the Beacon"

Published March, 2001

The credential-less critic is at it again, this time in a review of the last Allmans live recording before Dickey Betts left the band.again.

 

Bass Player Magazine Special Feature Excerpt:
"Ten Things I Hope Not To See In The Future"
Published February, 2001

They asked me for a contribution to an article on the future of bass. Why I flipped it into a negative is probably an answer best left to a psychiatrist.

 

Wood&Steel Feature Article:
"Prime Time Players-The Acoustic Guitar in TV and Film Scoring"
Published Winter, 2001

A 3,000-word triple-interview feature on some of the giants in the industry, with a focus on the role of acoustic guitar. The subjects were W.G. "Snuffy" Walden (The West Wing), Laurence Juber (thirtysomething), and newcomers Brothers West (The Hughleys, Star Trek Voyager).

 

Wood&Steel's BASSICS Series:
"Billy Sheehan Interview"
Published Winter, 2001

Yes, I interviewed Billy Sheehan. It was comforting to learn that I wasn't the only guy on the planet who sang lead on Judas Priest covers.

 

bryanbellerdotcom Premiere:
CD Review: "Metallica: S & M"
Written in September, 2000

This is a nice way of saying that this review never got published anywhere. It was supposed to have run in Onstage Magazine, but snafus over timing postponed that event indefinitely. As a result, we have completely original material for bryanbellerdotcom. Things could be worse.

 

None For Your Dear.com CD Review:
"Pink Floyd: Is There Anybody Out There?-The Wall Live, 1980-81"
Posted July, 2000

The first CD review I ever wrote was a slam dunk suck-up to one of my favorite bands of all time. Objective? With an album this good, who cares?

 

Bass Player Feature Article:
"On Your Mark.Get Set.Audition!"
Published March, 1997

My first feature of any kind, this 5,000+ word behemoth was also the first acceptance of something I pitched on my own accord. My Big Audition record was 1-1 at the time, so I figured a .500 average was good enough to claim expert status. Don't ask what my record is now.

 

Wood&Steel Feature Interview:
"The Life Of Bryan"
Published Spring, 1997

OK, I know this is cheating, but at least it wasn't my idea. The enlightened editor of Taylor Guitars' in-house publication Wood&Steel thought a Beller profile would be more interesting in the I-interview-myself format. You'll find this piece over in the press section as well, since it is officially press.but how official can it be if I wrote it? Official enough to be listed here.

 

Rytmi Instructional Article:
"Basso Ja Kitara-Kimpassa Kiemuroita"
(Translated: "
Bass and Guitar: Twisting It Together")

Published August, 1996.

Finnish writer Juha Romppanen was the catalyst for this unusual piece I wrote for his country's leading M.I. magazine, Rytmi. This instructional article included three musical examples I wrote out in my own hand-which they Xeroxed and used in the actual printing! The Finns never cease to amaze me.

 

Fender Frontline Instructional Column:
"Keep Your Options Open"
Published Winter, 1996

The very first thing I ever got published anywhere-a short, two-lick instructional piece on using open strings to get through difficult riffs-was forever tainted by the single most embarrassing picture I've ever let get to press. The scars remain to this day.

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